I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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