38 yer olds are good kisserssss
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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