"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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