Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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