you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
