You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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