yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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