Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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