What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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