I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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