I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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