i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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