Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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