Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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