I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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