brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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