the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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