i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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