I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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