Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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