i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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