She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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