I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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