I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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