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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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