Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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