Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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