If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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