Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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