the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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