is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
