you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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