I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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