return my video game
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So much Jack, so little girl.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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