I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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