Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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