Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
dude. I can hear the air.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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