I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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