were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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