There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Send help, water and tortillas.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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