I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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