I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you