Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(716): View more from New York

I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.

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(815): View more from Illinois

if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.

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(805): View more from California

Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.

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(515): View more from Iowa

"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.

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(289): View more from Ontario

Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.

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(425): View more from Washington

I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.

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