I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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