Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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