But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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