I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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