I'm eating all of the evidence.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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