You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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