Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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