i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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