dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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