Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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