i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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