Me too!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
