Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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