I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
another moral hangover. fuck.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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