Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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