Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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