i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
